Ady's Awesome 2011 Internet Almanac ( Many facts are NOT true)

The Fox Without Tail:



A fox was once caught in a trap. It was only after a tough struggle that she could get free. But, to her sorrow, her beautiful tail had been cut off and left in the trap.

"How ugly I shall look!" moaned the fox, " won't the other foxes laugh at me ?"

Thinking hard, the fox hit upon a plan to save herself from being laughed at. She called a meeting of his friends and said, "Brothers! have you ever wondered why after all, we carry these long tails?" Let us cut them off and be free from their nuisance."

But the other foxes had noticed her cut-off tail. They laughed aloud and replied, "You used to say that tails looked very fine when your own was all right. Now that you have lost yours, you want us to lose ours too."

MORAL : Dirty tricks seldom work.

Ady's Awesome 2011 Internet Almanac ( Many facts are NOT true)

Haiku:


Old pond is near-by,

Old frog leap into old pond.

Old man watches frog.

Ady's Awesome 2011 Internet Almanac ( Many facts are NOT true)

Animals:

Did you know why tigers are so ferocious?

Or why rhinoceroses only had one horn?

The reason the tiger was so ferocious is that: There once lived a female tiger and a male tiger and at this time everyone was a vegetarian except Lia the Lion. The tigers were very peaceful and mated once after the female tiger had her cub Sanba. Lia the Lion could not help by noticing the poor helpless cub. He planed to eat him tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning Lia the Lion set out. He soon found Sanba under his mom.
Lia pounced but the mom was the first time in her live, fought back and she soon noticed that everything was dangerous and that was the beginning of fighting.